A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

shitaphobia by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

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Seraphobia

An irrational hate or fear towards Seraphine, a playable character in a moba game, made by "small indie game" developers: Riot Games.

While the criticism of Riots character design for the character is valid, victims of Seraphobia may experience augmentations of one's religion, constantly regarding to a totally real passage in the Quran, regarding another characters "E" ability.

While most Seraphobes only go as far as to enjoy relatively light hearted memes criticizing the champion, severe cases of Seraphobia may cuase real mysoganistic behavior and develop toxic masculinity.

Seraphobia Victim: "Please Allah, she lives in my head rent free, I can't take it anymore. I must run it down mid. Willham, please remind us of Jacques' E."

Seraphobia by A Seraphobe January 27, 2022

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shitphobia

Afraid to take a dump on public toilets because of their unsanitary nature. A common phobia in most people except for trailer park people and hobos that give out rimjobs.

"My shitphobia really gets going when I see pubic hairs on a public toilet.

shitphobia by LeonC December 15, 2002

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