Shmorph

The present tense of Shmeef.

I shmorphed my way over to the Walmart.

by BrokenEnding January 22, 2021

smorph

A piece of shit that morphs into many annoying different types of trolls, commonly found on mmo's

Dude1: Dude did you see that asshole 2 sec ago?
Dude2: Yea what a fucking smorph. Hope he gets anally raped by an elephant.

by Invisus Viscus July 30, 2009

smorphing

Smorphing is an act of identity misrepresentation based on sharing a commercial identity among friends or co-workers. Derived from phishing and morphing, smorphing occurs when someone shares their on-line account and password for fee-based on-line services to someone else who accesses the services pretending to be that person.

Bob smorphed time.com with his friend's identity and downloaded premium content articles for free.

by Wally Kowal May 5, 2005

shmerph

An expression describing distaste or exhaustion. A variation of 'merph.'

"Shmerph... this needs to be longer than one word"

by steaky July 6, 2008

Smorphintoe

a toe that is abnormally stunted compared to the rest of the toes

I have 9 regular toes and 1 smorphintoe.

by Dreem2Reality August 16, 2011

shmarph

Replacement for "fuck" when referring to sex.

I shmarphed her up the ass last night.

by Dalekcraft314 December 18, 2017

Shmorp

Shmorp is a term to call someone gay.

That guys if a fucking shmorp!

by sELouTaI September 16, 2020