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shampnesia

The moment when you forget if you had washed your hair or not in the shower.
(washing hair)
*5 minutes later
You: Did I wash my hair yet? Not Shampnesia again!
by Todadile217 February 6, 2014
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Samnesia

The moment when you are so high and/or drunk that you zone out, remembering all of the G Maneuvers (times where you had an awesome moment), you had that day. While hanging out with your friends.
Yo, you with us, or are you having Samnesia.
by Semodeen January 26, 2013
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snapnesia

The confusion or amnesia that occurs from excessive use of Snapchat, wherein one forgets what was sent to whom or what was sent at all
(Snapchat received)
"That was gross :("
(Snapchat sent)
"What did I send? I have Snapnesia"
(Snapchat received)
"It was your hairy armpit, that's it"
by daaaaaaaaaaave0 January 2, 2014
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slapnesia

sudden memory loss when threatened with prosecution for abuse.
Chris Brown suffered a debilitating case of slapnesia when he had to appear on Larry King Live about his "incident" with Rihanna.
by gmcommgrad September 26, 2009
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Stamnesia

Short for Stoner Amnesia
(Pronounced, Stam-nees-ee-yer)
To loose any sense of rememberance whilst stoned.

To think of something you must do, but then completetly forget about it because you are stoned, and then remember that you just remembered you must do something, but you cant quite remember what it is, and therefore, leaves you thinking about what that thing is for a good hour and a half untill you finally remember what it was in which gives you a huge sense of accomplishment.

Can cause stoners to freak out or become very light headed.
Stoner 1: "Aww man i just remembered something"
Stoner 2: "Whats that?"

Stoner 1: "Aww shit man, i fucking forgot!"
Stoner 2: "Dude, terrible stamnesia"
by Dr Amnesia March 18, 2009
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Snapnesia

When you or your friend can't remember what was said in a previous snap.
Person: "I have a serious case of Snapnesia because I can't remember what you said in that last snap."
by j33zyjay September 21, 2016
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slamnesia

A condition of temporary memory loss, during which a person can’t recall having sex with the person he/she is speaking to.
slamnesia:

Ken: Hey, sexy! What’s your name?
Barbie: It’s Barbie, you dickhead. You boned me for 13 hours last Memorial Day.
Ken: Oh, yeah? Right! I remember you now.
by psychobabble July 30, 2008
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