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Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.
Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''
by Live To Win July 03, 2010
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