Shmameese 

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.

Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.

Shmameese by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021

shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

shmammered by David July 7, 2004

shmammered 

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.

Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.

shmammered by DeathtoJimmyCarter May 18, 2006

shmammered 

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered

Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.

shmammered by tywithawhy December 17, 2008

Shmammered 

The mix of being completely shit-faced and hammered in the same moment.

I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered

Shmammered by William Bradford II September 4, 2009

Shmammered 

To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered

Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.

Shmammered by Hucked88 February 18, 2008

Shmammered 

When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.

I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.

Shmammered by Douche McClasiter May 25, 2006