Shlunked 

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

Shlunked by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024

Shlunked up 

To have an erection is to be Shlunked up

"Shawty so bad she got me Shlunked up"

Shlunked up by Shlunk King July 27, 2022

Slunked 

The feeling when you are extremely tired and start acting drunk

Yo Dave I so slunked right now

Slunked by Bacon is not jmaycan February 13, 2017

schlunked 

to be blunked.

Sylv schlunked Cam with a salmon.

schlunked by Baconboy69 May 20, 2022

splunked

Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.

Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.

Man poor bitch got splunked.

splunked by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005

Shrunked 

Stoned and drunk

He's shrunked! He's stoned and drunk.

Shrunked by DazudoPlayer July 19, 2012

Shlanked 

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

Shlanked by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020