[shlinked] 

To spit something unnatural out of your mouth.

I just shlinked my gum on the ground.

[shlinked] by Joshua Copple and Kevin Chau February 4, 2009

Shlinked 

When someone puts a bitch into the position of a slinky and pushes that mother fucker down the stairs

Bro I just shlinked that chik

Shlinked by Extremis- May 9, 2022

Shalinked 

The act of being denied or bamboozled. When Murphys Law sets in.

I was going to go out with my friends tonight but got shalinked.

Shalinked by Tschlonger January 5, 2018

Shlanked 

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

Shlanked by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020

shlonked 

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

shlonked by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shoinked

The act of pulling ones car keys out of their pocket without their concent

You just got shoinked

Shoinked by Brog54 January 15, 2017

Shrinked Dinkie 

A small wiener

Jim has a shrinked dinkie

Shrinked Dinkie by anonymous November 19, 2020