3 definitions by ShlankDaddy20

Gooch Gobler

Someone that aggressively licks the taint

All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler

by ShlankDaddy20 February 11, 2020

Kentucky river valley

An act of draining the lizard with a partner. One partner sits down facing the tank of the toilet while the other proceeds to urinate down the first partners anal crevice.

Cousin Joey and I executed the Kentucky river valley cause granny only had one pisser.

by ShlankDaddy20 February 14, 2022

Shlanked

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020