shlorts 

When you shit in your basket ball shorts during practice and get a raw anus because you did not want to leave practice and let people know you got shlorts

Oh shi- that nigga got shlorts

shlorts by wyatt culbertson October 4, 2020

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

jerking shorts by margrette sees January 24, 2013

Moldy Shorts 

Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.

The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.

Moldy Shorts by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlack schlorts by just make the money January 13, 2014

YouTube shorts

A variety of the tiktok disease with out the tiktok watermark.

Generally, has tiktok reposts. Mostly has staged pranks, unfunny jokes, dangerously fake facts and more.

My friend likes YouTube shorts. I think something’s wrong with him.

YouTube shorts by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021

Pizza shorts 

Extremely tight jean short cut offs worn by a pizza maker, covered in flour and sauce.

Those are some tight pizza shorts!

Pizza shorts by Kkkrazy123 September 18, 2016

Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.

Dude, did you see that one chick in the pit at the 5FDP concert? She was a total shortstack!

Shortstack by LeninIsBae September 24, 2015