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Halfway between 2nd (feeling up) and 3rd (oral). Involves the hand on the genitals. Is very frustrating if this is as far as you get, seeing as it results in blue balls.
damn, dude. Im so mad. I only got to shortstop last night. I had balls bluer than a naked eskimo.
by bassplayer91 September 11, 2009
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The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

โ€œuwuโ€
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Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.
I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
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To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.
Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.
by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008
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In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.
Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.
by Pauliver October 26, 2003
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a weapon from team fortress 2 for the scout class it is a side grade to the stock scattergun
scout1: i use the shortstop cause i think its better than stock
the majority of the scout main comunity: NOOOOOOOO STOCK IS BEST AAAAAAAAA
by snipermaintf2 October 21, 2020
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1. A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. A short person.
Dont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 04, 2009
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