shlongue 

A penis, preferably a long erect one

Me: I want to stick my shlongue up your vagina. Is that cool with you?

Slut: Anytime!😍

shlongue by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019

Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.

Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!

Shlonger by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016

Shlongker 

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

Shlongker by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

tip of the slongue 

A slip of the tongue when trying to say “slip of the tongue”

Nihal: “Sorry, I had a tip of the slongue.”
Johann: “A what?”
Nihal: “A tip of the tongue, a slip of the slongue!”
Johann: “Ohh, a slip of the tongue”

tip of the slongue by ooopsay March 16, 2023

shlongus 

man with a slightly bigger "shlong" than average "shlongs"

i'm not watching that porno, that guys shlongus is way to big

shlongus by thisguyyy125 August 28, 2010

Shlongbe 

A big cock

Her: last night was amazing

Him: Yh i know it was great
Her: I loved it when u shoved ur shlongbe in me

Shlongbe by Big shlongbe October 12, 2018