Shlongker

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

Shlongker by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

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Slongker

A male or female with an abnormally large penis whose bulge is often visible.

Example1
Girl1: Ewww, I would never date that guy.
Girl2: Well i know i would. See that bulge in his pants? He's clearly a slongker.
Girl1: Well now that you mention it....

Example2
Guy1: Gosh I don't know what to do. My dick keeps hitting my knee when i run.
Guy2: Gross man, I don't want to hear your slongker problems.

Example3
Guy1: That girl over there is totally a slongker.
Guy2: I didnt know girls had penises.
Guy1: ...They dont...usually.
Guy2: Wha?

Slongker by I3loop April 9, 2014

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Schlonger

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009