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shlonghead

a word used to make fun of someone.
usually for teasing a person; a funny word
Alysa would always laugh when Brittany would call her a shlonghead.
shlonghead by brittanyyyy September 14, 2008
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Schlonghead 

Schlong = penis. An alternative way of saying dickhead.
Why's my phone not charging? Coz the plugs not on you schlonghead
Schlonghead by Cpfcjames September 10, 2016
To be heavily under the influence of Alcohol and or Substance. Coming to the point of being unconscious.
Holy shit!! Your fucking Schlonched.

Skillo was Shlonched last night he killed that Crown bottle.
Shlonched by Yockie July 28, 2019

Shlonged 

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.
Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”
Shlonged by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

Shlonged 

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.
Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged
Shlonged by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014

Shlong Head 

Shlong Head by The nonce May 16, 2017

slonghead 

Sid madgwick is a slonghead
slonghead by Saloon217 August 21, 2017
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