Shlongenus 

The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.

The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.

Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.

Shlongenus by thenightmancometh April 12, 2010

shlongus 

man with a slightly bigger "shlong" than average "shlongs"

i'm not watching that porno, that guys shlongus is way to big

shlongus by thisguyyy125 August 28, 2010

longus shlongus 

a very long dick

girl: Damn he got a longus shlongus!

longus shlongus by dingus belingus May 22, 2017

shlongeaser

A person who listens to Brockhampton while reading manga.

Is Ethan listening to Brockhampton while reading that anime book? What a shlongeaser!

shlongeaser by chancesloth October 15, 2021

shlongoneus

Huge fat cock

He has a massive shlongoneus

shlongoneus by Shlingo February 23, 2022

Grossus Shlongus Personus 

A way to call a person a giant dick without that person to know what you just said.

You are such a *grossus shlongus personus*, Steve!

Grossus Shlongus Personus by SisterFister2000 January 10, 2020

SKEEBO SHLONGUS 

The skeebo race's attack of newer jersey from July 8th 6049 until December 21st 6112 which ended in the creation of newest jersey and the evacuation of planet E-7693J. This is also used as a term for hard gay sex

Ziv minraf: did you know about skeebo shlongus?

Bedheadzack: kys I don't want to fuck men

SKEEBO SHLONGUS by Ziv minraf January 15, 2023