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shlongus by thisguyyy125 August 28, 2010
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SKEEBO SHLONGUS
The skeebo race's attack of newer jersey from July 8th 6049 until December 21st 6112 which ended in the creation of newest jersey and the evacuation of planet E-7693J. This is also used as a term for hard gay sex
SKEEBO SHLONGUS by Ziv minraf January 15, 2023
shlongshmacked
when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him
(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)
harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh
shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022
Schlongus Interruptus
Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.
Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.
Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.
Schlongus Interruptus by TheDarkestStar July 2, 2015
Schlongus Dongus
Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".
Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.
Schlongus Dongus by Smingus Dingus May 26, 2010
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