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Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.
Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

Shlongboard 

I like my longboard better than your shlongboard, it's to short
Shlongboard by Dude2010 February 17, 2010

schlongbender 

a woman who lures the hearts of men, bends her powerful vagina muscles to crush her lover's schlong and becomes the SCHLONGBENDER.
Yeah, till she crushed my schlong and went all SCHLONGBENDER on me!!!!!
schlongbender by YOMAMA42 July 25, 2010
An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.
Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!
Shlonger by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016

Shlongker 

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.
Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me
Shlongker by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

shlongboarder 

A girl who enjoys longboarding almost as much as she enjoys riding a mans penis.
Thotiana is a real shlongboarder