shlongue

A penis, preferably a long erect one
Me: I want to stick my shlongue up your vagina. Is that cool with you?

Slut: Anytime!😍
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Life

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big wetwillie

when a huge 8 inch or longer penis ejaculates and the penis tip is covered in cum so you cant see the actual dick, only white gooey goodness.
My foot-long always gets big wetwillies when i tug the turkey watching Ariana Grande porn.
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Dank

The act of purposely acting like a niggerfaggot and a retard because you think it's funny. This word originates from the word dank memes but now it just describes retards and niggerfaggots alike.
My best friend is always crawling around acting like a dank retard
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Stefan

Stefan is a living meme and people like him for it. He is also a great friend and and an even better boyfriend. He is exceptional on the bed and able to seduce any girl withing seconds wherever and whenever. Stefan has a lot of friends and makes new ones all the time. He has huge abs and can dead-lift 250 pounds. Overall any girl is lucky to date him and all his friends are some very lucky people
Girl: Holy shit that guy is sooooooooo Hot! Who is he😍
Guy: It must be a Stefan!
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Stefan

An overall good person with a talent for art and in exceptional on the bed. He is good at rapping and can get any girl to bust down and let him fill them with cum. Stefan is very loyal and will fight for what is right no matter the consequences.
Stefan: That's not my finger you feel down there
Girl: (Moan) Fill me with your hot, stickey, gooey love😍 (Moan)
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pornhub community

i was watching my favourite pornhub community video and tugging the turkey until my mom caught me.
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