12 definitions by globglogabgalab21

shlongue

Me: I want to stick my shlongue up your vagina. Is that cool with you?

Slut: Anytime!😍

the reason I haven't killed myself yet. THANK YOU MEMES!!!!!!!!

Someone born with a penis and vagina

I can impregnate myself since i'm a Double Whammy!

anyone who doesn't know the word and has to read this

My friend:rolling around in the dirt like a niggerfaggot trying to be funny
Me: Fuck you stop acting like a retard!

When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.

Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome

when a huge 8 inch or longer penis ejaculates and the penis tip is covered in cum so you cant see the actual dick, only white gooey goodness.

My foot-long always gets big wetwillies when i tug the turkey watching Ariana Grande porn.

i was watching my favourite pornhub community video and tugging the turkey until my mom caught me.