Shlongberg 

A penis that is hung to about the size of a iceberg

"Brother your shlongberg is massive and will never fade."

Shlongberg by Notborn withlength February 7, 2025

Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

Schlongburgler 

One who consistently participates in thievery of said "schlong". By thievery, I of course mean gobbling schlong in a variety of orificies; ear, mouth, you name it.

That guy Dave is such a schlongburgler, he makes Clay Aiken look like the brawny man.

Schlongburgler by Schlongburgler January 13, 2009

Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.

Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!

Shlonger by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016

Shlongker 

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

Shlongker by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

Shlongbe 

A big cock

Her: last night was amazing

Him: Yh i know it was great
Her: I loved it when u shoved ur shlongbe in me

Shlongbe by Big shlongbe October 12, 2018

shlonger donger 

a mans manhood, his genetelia, his dick.

oh my god he hit me in the shlonger donger!

shlonger donger by chris robbinz January 24, 2007