One who consistently participates in thievery of said "schlong". By thievery, I of course mean gobbling schlong in a variety of orificies; ear, mouth, you name it.

That guy Dave is such a schlongburgler, he makes Clay Aiken look like the brawny man.

Schlongburgler by Schlongburgler January 13, 2009

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Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.

Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!

Shlonger by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016

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Shlongker

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

Shlongker by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

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Shlongbe

A big cock

Her: last night was amazing

Him: Yh i know it was great
Her: I loved it when u shoved ur shlongbe in me

Shlongbe by Big shlongbe October 12, 2018

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shlonger donger

a mans manhood, his genetelia, his dick.

oh my god he hit me in the shlonger donger!

shlonger donger by chris robbinz January 24, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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