shlocky 

a clever and lucky person,e.g. sheisty and lucky=shlocky

a devious punk tryna jack somone using a banana instead of a gun in their pocket, das real cleva and lucky

shlocky by Emanuel November 25, 2003

shlonky 

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005

shlock 

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

shlock by Steviedee January 16, 2004

shocky cheese 

A habit or action in which you continue to engage, despite the fact that it has burned you in the past.

The term is derived from experiments where a rodent is put into a maze containing a delicious piece of cheese (perhaps Roquefort) that is hooked up to a wire that shocks the rodent. The rodent keeps forgetting that's the shocky cheese.

Coined by 710 KIRO AM radio host Luke Burbank on the show "Too Beautiful To Live."

"Starbucks is my shocky cheese. I was already paying for my latte when I remembered, 'I hate this place!'"

shocky cheese by eeMuLi April 25, 2008

Shocky Brown 

the two step process of first generating static electricity by shuffling your socked feet on carpet followed by the poking of the tip of your member in the anal cavity giving the girl a shocking surprise

She said she wanted me to surprise her with anal but i think a shocky brown was in order

Shocky Brown by grundel McGooch October 17, 2009

Shlocken 

A guy who loves to suck a gay dudes dick.

OH HELL NAH YOU STRAIGHT SHLOCKEN
YOU SUS

Shlocken by Shlocken February 18, 2021

Shlock 

The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.

Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.

Shlock by moosess hoodseun August 7, 2017