shlockrod

A muscle car that is loud, ugly, and slow.

Man, that primered shlockrod that Jason is driving sure is a pile of shit.

by CL645745432458473565 January 22, 2006

Shockroulette

(sub.) Video chatting on Chatroulette and doing ridiculous stuff to get a reaction out of people. The emotions provoked are often strong and usually positive, such as staring at your screen and laughing in disbelief. (As opposed to dick roulette and other ways of seeking negative attention)

Guy 1: Oh, have you seen the video where a guy makes a parody of Miley Cyrus and sings Wrecking Ball on Chatroulette?

Guy 2: Oh, yeah. That's what I call a Shockroulette.

by Digimonsters January 27, 2014

shlockered

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

Shlocked

Royally Confused.

I Shlocked to learn wasabi isn't toothpaste.

by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022

shockrock

To do something so completely astounding and eye popping (shocking) it could be thought of as powerful enough to shake the ground (rocking).
A combination of "to shock" and "to rock".

You shockrock me, dude.
My book is going to shockrock the publishing world into a frenzy.
The rollercoaster was a total shockrock!

by Freeman Hall June 3, 2006

shlockmo

Shlockmo is a mix between shlocky and emo. Its a new type of genre sweeping the nation. Its a kind of gross hardcore. You can find shlockmo in bands like Norma Jean, The Bled and Zao.

Hey did you go to the latest STRUCK BY SILENCE show? They played their newest song and its super shlockmo.

by Jeff April 16, 2005

shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

by snownook September 27, 2006