Shlocked
Shlocked by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Shlocken
pussy shocked
When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.
pussy shocked by Brian_D December 18, 2007
cock schlocked
cock schlocked by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008
Shcocked
A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.
One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!
Shcocked by Peen Queen September 6, 2013
shocked my pants off
shocked my pants off by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.