Shload 

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009

shload 

shit load

I have a shload of work to do.

shload by Seamus March 10, 2003

shload 

female ejaculate, she cum.

Bro, I was hooking up with Jenny last weekend, I was in the zone, I must've hit the right spot because she busted the biggest shload I've ever seen.

shload by sanfred January 24, 2011

Shload 

a shitload

"we bought a shload of beers, so come on over and help us drink 'em"

Shload by Deeebs December 6, 2016

sloading 

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

sloading by fx422 October 20, 2008

sload

a sloppy load; an extremely large and sloppy fat person, but sloppy fat as in jiggly arms, cottage cheese thighs and or thunder thighs, turkey neck, man tits ect......

we better hurry up and get some food before that sload hits the buffet table.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.

sload by TaneyTimes April 11, 2011

shlad 

Simply an amalgamation of the words 'Shit' and 'Lad'...pretty self explanatory!

Roy: 'God Village, you're being such a Shlad today!'

shlad by LeRoyGrand April 17, 2008