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Simply an amalgamation of the words 'Shit' and 'Lad'...pretty self explanatory!
Roy: 'God Village, you're being such a Shlad today!'
by LeRoyGrand April 17, 2008
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A "shit- lad" , the opposite of "lad" (when "lad"used in a positive context)
"I heard that Jason Mallett was a great lad...|"

"Na man, he is a total shlad.."

"...seen"
by top-draw-bant July 18, 2009
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An amalgamation of the words 'shit' and 'lad'. Used to convey dissatisfaction at the actions of a certain individual. Can also be used as a general greeting. In the case where these actions are undefendable, the choice words are 'massive shlad'.

Also see 'shladding it up', the act of being a shlad while doing an undefined activity. This can include choosing work over a night out or relentless visits to the fitness and gym facilities.
What a shlad.
by massiveshlad March 10, 2011
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A verb that is used to describe the action of playing with Tonka Trucks
Hey look at Josh, looks like he’s shladding around like usual.
by SrTonka November 22, 2020
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Acronym for Steaming Hot Liquid Acid Diarrhea. It is a thin, liquidity substance that is highly acidic in nature and has the ability to eat through almost any material.
He stuck his arm in a vat of S.H.L.A.D. and when he pulled it out nothing remained but clean, bleached bone.
by Tr1ad August 19, 2009
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