shlex

an idiot british kid who cannot run a hub

shlex is an idiot

by NotDosage May 1, 2023

shle

a very beautiful curvy woman who’s also insecure but is wifey material. can be referred as a “bad bitch”

“date a shle, the best out there !”

by bad bitch shle May 30, 2020

Shle

your name is Ashley and you tried the TikTok trend.

did you try the TikTok trend?

Ashley: Shle.

by canyon is dumb June 27, 2021

Shleep

When someone says or does something so stupid it put you to "Sleep" mentally.

Shleep can also refer to flipping a sentence/situation to make someone feel dumb, when they did/said nothing wrong. This is often done by flipping metaphors, by comprehending someone saying something else than what was clearly meant. This is called putting someone to "Shleep"

Ex.1 (Put Em To Shleep) Tom: "I'm lowkey tryna bone her bruh..."
Me: " What does playing the piano have to do with skeletons?"
Tom: "I'm Shleep"

Ex.2 (Basic)Zach:" What's 9 + 10?"
Me: "21"
Zach: "I'm Shleep"

Ex 3. (Advanced put em to Shleep Tactics) Jack: "Can u get me a monster from the fridge?"
Me: " Hell nah, i aint goin in there to die"
Jack: "What?"
Me: You said there is monster in the fridge nigga i aint tryna die"
Jack: "I'm Shleep"

by Shle3P_GoD October 21, 2016

shlemo

Dead moldy body; fetid human corpse.

While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.

by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008

Shleave

Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.

Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.

by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009

Shleeb

A slightly overweight and average height male who is unathletic.

Mike - "Should we invite that new guy in the office to play some pickup basketball?" Frank - "Haha no way bro, he looks like a total shleeb."

by TC51 August 20, 2017