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Shleep
When someone says or does something so stupid it put you to "Sleep" mentally.
Shleep can also refer to flipping a sentence/situation to make someone feel dumb, when they did/said nothing wrong. This is often done by flipping metaphors, by comprehending someone saying something else than what was clearly meant. This is called putting someone to "Shleep"
Shleep can also refer to flipping a sentence/situation to make someone feel dumb, when they did/said nothing wrong. This is often done by flipping metaphors, by comprehending someone saying something else than what was clearly meant. This is called putting someone to "Shleep"
Ex.1 (Put Em To Shleep) Tom: "I'm lowkey tryna bone her bruh..."
Me: " What does playing the piano have to do with skeletons?"
Tom: "I'm Shleep"
Ex.2 (Basic)Zach:" What's 9 + 10?"
Me: "21"
Zach: "I'm Shleep"
Ex 3. (Advanced put em to Shleep Tactics) Jack: "Can u get me a monster from the fridge?"
Me: " Hell nah, i aint goin in there to die"
Jack: "What?"
Me: You said there is monster in the fridge nigga i aint tryna die"
Jack: "I'm Shleep"
Me: " What does playing the piano have to do with skeletons?"
Tom: "I'm Shleep"
Ex.2 (Basic)Zach:" What's 9 + 10?"
Me: "21"
Zach: "I'm Shleep"
Ex 3. (Advanced put em to Shleep Tactics) Jack: "Can u get me a monster from the fridge?"
Me: " Hell nah, i aint goin in there to die"
Jack: "What?"
Me: You said there is monster in the fridge nigga i aint tryna die"
Jack: "I'm Shleep"
Shleep by Shle3P_GoD October 21, 2016
Shleave
Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.
Shleave by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009