shlemo 

Dead moldy body; fetid human corpse.

While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.

shlemo by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008

Shlemo 

A word that Emma and Alice use to describe people that are emotional

I felt so shlemo when no one laughed at my chemistry joke

Shlemo by Shlemo Nemo January 4, 2024

Shlemo 

A word that Emma and Alice use to describe people that are emotional

I felt so shlemo when no one laughed at my chemistry joke

Shlemo by Shlemo Nemo January 4, 2024

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019

No Shlomo 

The Jewish alternative to 'No Homo'. Often used in regard to something Jewish.

"Dude, this bagel is delicious. No Shlomo."

No Shlomo by proooo March 12, 2010

shlimo 

Someone who says or does something especially foolish or annoying. Synonymous with moronski.

"Ahh, Shayna, I'm so sorry. But I can't help you pick out your outfit for this weekend."
"Ugh, you're a shlimo."

shlimo by Shabbos Buddy November 5, 2009

Shlemiel 

From Yiddish origin. A clumsy, inept, or foolish person.

As quoted from the film Independence Day:

"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."

Shlemiel by Mata99 May 30, 2009