Shext

To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.

I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.

by TOcThis January 3, 2013

shext

verb.

The act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.

I'm shexting you right now.

Shext me later.

Shext! You're it.

by RedRooster March 28, 2007

shext

Verb.

Meaning:
- to Shower text.
- to text while in the shower.
- to simultaneously text and take a shower.

I am about to take a shower. U want me to shext u?

by Doc2013 June 28, 2010

shext

To text someone while your having a Shit.

Adam was sending dirty shexts to his missus while sitting on the toilet having a Shit.

by shext May 29, 2014

shext

shit + sex + text = shext

shext example:

i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays

by lethal laura December 10, 2009

Shext

The act of texting, Facebooking, tweeting etc while dropping a deuce

I think I'm going to shext while on the shitter after break.... Saves time!!!

by The Mower November 3, 2017

sext message

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.

Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.

by hnoss February 19, 2017