shext

verb.

The act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.

I'm shexting you right now.

Shext me later.

Shext! You're it.

by RedRooster March 28, 2007

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Verb.

Meaning:
- to Shower text.
- to text while in the shower.
- to simultaneously text and take a shower.

I am about to take a shower. U want me to shext u?

by Doc2013 June 28, 2010

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To text someone while your having a Shit.

Adam was sending dirty shexts to his missus while sitting on the toilet having a Shit.

by shext May 29, 2014

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shit + sex + text = shext

shext example:

i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays

by lethal laura December 10, 2009

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Shext

To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.

I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.

by TOcThis January 03, 2013

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texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.

Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method

by trannykingtuck January 31, 2007

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I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...

by ramiro_sierra March 21, 2012

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