Shleck 

The most common characteristics of a Shleck;

1. Arms are so long that they drag their knuckles along the ground.
2. The length of their spine is too long causing a Quasi-modo look.
3. They will eat anything and everything including gravel and dirt when they are desperately hungry.
4. The butt of every joke.
5. A waste of space in most environments.

Andre: "Hey Shleck, can you use your Shlecky arms to change the channel?"
Shleck: "Shut up youve got the remote in your hand!"
Andre: "Yeah but you might as well be some use around here.."

Shleck by Fat Indian July 18, 2011

Shleck 

A word used as a scapegoat, or a conjunction to the sentence. Or it can be used in the refrence of"it", only if you are mad at that person. It can also be used as the word "it". It can also be used as a curse, or injunction for a curse word. It can also be used as a temporary word to describe someone. It can also be used as a close rhyme to a curse word.

Word created by Nathan Kal, of New Jersey, as a slang word used in, "slang talk".

You little shleck, im going to kill you.
The shleck guy did it.
What a shleck!
Shleck you, you little shleck head!

Shleck by nathan19nj December 29, 2009

Shleck 

An axolotl whose mere presence can change the lives of its victims. Shlecks main daily routine is swim for 10 seconds and sleep for 2 weeks.

Anon 1: Shleck change my life
Anon 2: I know right, the destruction of that island was amazing!

Shleck by ALiteralGoose June 17, 2022

Shleck 

The sound a woman's vagina makes while masturbating.

At fist I didn't know what she was doin, then I heard the shleck shleck shlecking.

Shleck by CatFocks August 4, 2022

Shleck

A word to describe a treacherous, challenging and excessive walk.

"we need to go back to camp, ah that is such a shleck."

Shleck by Shleck July 31, 2026

Shleck

A word to describe a treacherous, challenging and excessive walk or task.

"we need to go back to camp, ah that is such a shleck."

Shleck by Shleck July 31, 2026

shpeck 

A word used to tell something to basically "shut up."

George: x + x^2 + 5 = 59 ...
John: Can you shpeck it up more?
George: Huh?
John: Shpeck to me.

shpeck by oneandonlyOSG August 18, 2017