Shleave

Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.

Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.

by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009

spleave

The instance of a woman's cleavage being visible with ample space revealed between the breasts. Derived from "split" and "cleave."

Chardonnay's boobs hang to the side and that dress reveals quite a bit of spleave.

by O'Regan November 25, 2007

shleader

Shleader is a sheep disguised as a leader in typically large organizations. Person usually holds a position of authority and power but fails to act with leadership and typically does not have a back-bone, integrity, transparency and fails to act, raise difficult conversations or facts to colleagues or those in position of authority over them. Instead shleaders choose to allow unethical behaviours, falsehoods, wrongdoings to continue by either turning a blind eye or by actively participating in them.

Recent Penn State Affair and failure of officials within the organization to act when provided information about potential sexual abuse of young children by well known football coach.

Countless "leaders" in government and large private institutions choose to be shleaders in order to keep the peace with colleagues, maintain employment and not risk their place in the organization.

by IdealReality December 23, 2011

Sheave

The unsavory act of shitting while having to throw up or heave.

Last night was painful. That burrito I ate twisted my stomach into knots and forced me to sheave all morning.

by ChardTortilla April 21, 2017

sheave

To blatantly and openly cheat or break with rules when unnecessary, usually due to laziness; demonstration of unwillingness or disinterest to continue in a competition by intentional self-disqualification

Come on man, don't sheave, there's only one lap to go.

by Curt R. April 9, 2008

chuff like a wizards sleave

women with a very deep vangina got it threw havein sex alot or threw giving birth

i shaged her so many times shes got chuff like a wizards sleave

by ryno555 July 4, 2007

shmeave

A cousin who is very funny, groovy and the best person in the world. Sometimes people can call you big shmeave or small shmeave.... overall if you are called shmeave you are one of the best people everrrr...... only use this word on your cousins and your cousins can call you the same.....

Cousin: “Hey shmeave
Other cousin: “hey big shmeave”

by Likaem November 20, 2019