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shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.
as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!
While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.
shlemo by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008

Shlemortz 

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)
Damn that frat brother is really a shlemortz.
Shlemortz by Scooter Schlemmy September 6, 2021
A girl who loves to laugh and smile. She may have alot of mood swings. But most of the time, she tries to be happy. She's hardworking and has to do everything perfectly. She is lovable and absouloutley cute and adorable.
Who is that cutie? That’s Shemona!!!
Shemona by michalea2664847287 November 13, 2018
a ship between BTS's RM and Shrek.
aka the 2nd best ship known to mankind
someone: Man, I would kill for a relationship like Shremon.
Shremon by imgayforyou July 8, 2019

Slemon09 

The person who has a short temper and can be aggressive and horny at the same time.
OMG THATS A SLEMON09!!!!
Slemon09 Who?
Slemon09 by Ayashe May 30, 2022