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noun| shee • mo • shun
The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
shemotion by clevername July 19, 2018
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semonti
1. Uncontrollable laughter.
2. Laughing at random nonsensical things.
3. Having no sense of when to laugh
4. An alternative meaning is to pee because of excessive laughter.
2. Laughing at random nonsensical things.
3. Having no sense of when to laugh
4. An alternative meaning is to pee because of excessive laughter.
1. Zeemu lashed out in a semonti and made a fool of himself.
2. Umeez had to go to the bathroom because she got a semonti from Zeemu's jokes.
3. Ummez makes a fool out of herself because of her semonti.
2. Umeez had to go to the bathroom because she got a semonti from Zeemu's jokes.
3. Ummez makes a fool out of herself because of her semonti.
shontishar
shontishar by Shontishar March 21, 2020
Shemotion
The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.
Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.
Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)
Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.
Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.
Erik: Friends?
Alistair: Friends!
(hug)
Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)
Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.
Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.
Erik: Friends?
Alistair: Friends!
(hug)
Shemotion by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011
sheentistically
sheentistically--(From charlie sheen and statistics) The increasing probability that a person is going to lose their job due to risky, stupid, crazy behavior.
Guy to friend: Dude, two hour lunches in a bar, coming in late in the morning, smoking a joint in the company parking lot and all this other shit is going to get you fired, for real. Man, sheentistically speaking, you're no more than a month away from losing your show.
sheentistically by Tseten the Mad March 23, 2011
shedonist
My little dog Lulu likes to have her tummy rubbed. She's a real shedonist. (Also applicable to people!)
shedonist by Shermanstein September 26, 2009