Shlemin

the male package (cock and balls)

"he fell asleep so i put my shlemin on his face xD"

by 1w2e3r April 2, 2009

shemine

The beautiful name worn by a most special minecraft player. This name only deserves to be worn by the most palpable bae, whose earlier name was SticksAreOp.
This player is a boy, not a female mine.
He often changes outfits, anything from neon hair to matt clothing.
He has over a dozen girlfriends, and is most popular among many.

"SheMine hacks!" -Ikr
" SheMine is asking you to rek him."
"SheMine, how you such a bae? I'm jealous ;-;"
"SheMine, stop doing homework and come online!"

by WhyYouNoDie June 1, 2016

Shlemiel

From Yiddish origin. A clumsy, inept, or foolish person.

As quoted from the film Independence Day:

"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."

by Mata99 May 30, 2009

Shliminy

A long line of cocaine consumed through a 100 dollar bill.

Aye let's go to the bathroom and take a shliminy

Aye yo where da shliminies at

by Shliminy man May 26, 2020

Sheminar

A seminar or discussion meeting controlled by women who allow men to attend but treat them badly. The opposite of a himinar.

College Guy 1: Dude, where have you been, you look terrible?
College Guy 2: I went to that seminar on feminist theory and the female participants verbally attacked me for being a dude.
Guy 1: Oh man, that group only holds sheminars, you weren't welcome.

by Crackinwize May 4, 2011

shlerminate

When one or more men cum in a women's hair, and use the cum as gel to style/spike the women's hair into a mohawk

Adam : Hey, I heard Kevin's Mom got a mohawk?
Brett: No, that was just me shlerminating her hair into a shlermhawk.
Kevin: Fuck you guys, You don't know how to shlerminate!

by BrettPes October 22, 2008

shlemiel

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.

by cornholio October 4, 2003