2 definitions by Scooter Schlemmy

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If you have this last name you are a beast athlete, good looking and get all of the hoes
Damn bro that guy is obviously a Scalera
by Scooter Schlemmy February 05, 2018
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One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)
Damn that frat brother is really a shlemortz.
by Scooter Schlemmy September 06, 2021
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