shleach

n. when stains in the underwear show that someone has shit their pants and tried to get it out with bleach

I would have fucked her but when I took down her panties I saw the shleach stains and bounced

by Leila86 October 17, 2006

shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010

Shlechtables

1.
a drug or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

2. Illegally obtained drugs for recreation use.

3. Alcohol

Steve walked in to the party and asked if there were any shlechtables

by Nojobjoe April 23, 2017

Spleach

1. Noun - A combination of splooge and bleach, intended for consumption.

2. Verb - The act of creating a large mess as a result of the release of bodily fluids.

When someone makes me mad, my initial reaction is to tell them to drink spleach.

Travis spent hours doing laundry last night because Jessica couldn't stop spleaching on the bed.

by Gil Fries May 21, 2016

Sleach

scumbag, slimy, dirtier than dirt and lazy, when "douchebag" is too much of a compliment

When a friend drinks all the beer, steals your cozie, pukes on the floor, passes out, and then is gone before clean up in the morning, he is a sleach.

by Aria Fugazi June 9, 2015

spleach

1. (verb) to borrow or steal an object or resource (including the services of a person, or someone else's style), usually on a temporary basis
2. (verb) to allow second party access to an object or resource
3. (noun) an exclamation, often used as an informal greeting, or in lieu of an expletive
4. (adjective) to describe a person or object that is somehow compromised, wrecked (in the case of a person, this could mean drunk or high), or missing (see definition 1)

1a. "Hey man, can you spleach me a couple bucks until payday?"

1b. "Has anyone seen my stapler? I'm serious. Did somebody spleach my effin' stapler?!"

2. "The sales queue in our call center is extremely busy. Maybe we should spleach a couple of our technical support reps to take some sales calls."

3a. "Spleach! What's goin' on?"

3b. "Oh, spleach! That shit was off the hook, cousin!"

4a. "Dude, did you see Lindsay at the party on Saturday night? She was spleached out of her mind!"

4b. "I got t-boned in the middle of an intersection and my car is spleached beyond repair."

by Nick Rassenti July 16, 2007

sleach

Unknown disease that attacks the body’s digestive system resulting in uncontrollable Flatulence. In some instances flatulence can reach up to a 14 on the Flatulence shmisshomorshin scale which actually only ranges from 1-10. This disease is now know as the SLEACH, slang used “sleach fart”.

Damn!!!! That was one horrid sleach fart Justin.

by fire fly(2008) December 18, 2008