Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.
Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.
by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010
Get the shleather mug.Sleater-Kinney (pronounced SLAY-ter KEN'ee) an indie punk rock trio from Olympia, Washington. Consist of the members Carrie Brownstien, Corrin Tucker and Janet Wiess. Influenced by the riot grrrl movement of the 1990s. Hailing from Portland, Oregon, the group's name is derived from Sleater-Kinney Road, Interstate 5 offramp #108 in Lacey, Washington, the location of one of their early practice spaces.
On June 27, 2006, the band announced their indefinite hiatus from performing and recording
Their full albums:
Sleater-Kinney (1995) – Chainsaw Records.
Call the Doctor (1996) – Chainsaw Records.
Dig Me Out (1997) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Hot Rock (1999) – Kill Rock Stars.
All Hands on the Bad One (2000) – Kill Rock Stars.
One Beat (2002) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Woods (2005) – Sub Pop Records.
On June 27, 2006, the band announced their indefinite hiatus from performing and recording
Their full albums:
Sleater-Kinney (1995) – Chainsaw Records.
Call the Doctor (1996) – Chainsaw Records.
Dig Me Out (1997) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Hot Rock (1999) – Kill Rock Stars.
All Hands on the Bad One (2000) – Kill Rock Stars.
One Beat (2002) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Woods (2005) – Sub Pop Records.
by Dead Maria September 23, 2006
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Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
by Nik Balash May 18, 2009
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Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.
Ooh so good!
Ooh so good!
by Dogma mama December 26, 2017
Get the Slather mug.Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.
Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.
Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.
by BMush April 26, 2008
Get the slather ass mug.Screathers is a combination of two words; scratch (adjective) and feathers (noun). Put together making the word: SCREATHERS.
Screathers, a term not developed or coined from the mind of a human, but rather the genius of a one pound, 'red butt chicken' (African Grey Parrot) named Einstein (Talking Texan Parrot). He is 24 year's young and has a vocabulary better than most people. Einstein's fame came when Youtube. when it was just in its infancy, back in the mid 2000's, He has his on Youtube Channel and can be found across most social media platforms.
Screathers, a term not developed or coined from the mind of a human, but rather the genius of a one pound, 'red butt chicken' (African Grey Parrot) named Einstein (Talking Texan Parrot). He is 24 year's young and has a vocabulary better than most people. Einstein's fame came when Youtube. when it was just in its infancy, back in the mid 2000's, He has his on Youtube Channel and can be found across most social media platforms.
by Otto.man November 11, 2021
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The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying
by Dolbarado April 12, 2013
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