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Beautiful, intelligent, strong, passionate, protective of all things she loves, stunning and elegant beauty. Classy, sassy, thoughtful, hates liars, very big on respect, will fight for what she believes. Will distance herself from confrontation, but if it’s brought to her feet, watch out. Her raft is dangerous! She loves hard, is brutally honest, and tries to avoid arguing, due to her quick temper. People gravitate to her because her spirit is so Amazing… she is 1 of a kind.
Shleah saved my life with just her presence
Shleah by Haelhs November 23, 2021
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Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.
Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.
Shleave by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009
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Shleah • shaleah • Saleah • sheah • sheleah • Shlah • Shleam • shlean • shleh • Shlesh
a legendery surname that is pronounced SHAY-han... extreme difference between sheahan and sheehan....only the coolest of the cool people have this surname...
Elaine wishes her surname was Sheahan..
sheahan by Trasa April 15, 2008

shleather 

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.
Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.
shleather by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010
An overly large Libuim minus. More commonly referred to as the "flaps" of the vagina.
"Yeah man, I was trynna smash but she got that shleakle."

"I was going down on her and I slurped up that shleakle."

"Her shleakle was huge man - it felt like I was eating a soggy pastrami sandwich."
Shleakle by Arab Jenkins July 19, 2017

Shlechtables 

1.
a drug or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

2. Illegally obtained drugs for recreation use.

3. Alcohol
Steve walked in to the party and asked if there were any shlechtables
Shlechtables by Nojobjoe April 23, 2017

shoeaholic

a condition in which an individual owns more than 60 pairs of shoes
Hi, my name is Ross, and I'm a shoeaholic.
shoeaholic by wisnk0816 May 25, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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