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Beautiful, intelligent, strong, passionate, protective of all things she loves, stunning and elegant beauty. Classy, sassy, thoughtful, hates liars, very big on respect, will fight for what she believes. Will distance herself from confrontation, but if it’s brought to her feet, watch out. Her raft is dangerous! She loves hard, is brutally honest, and tries to avoid arguing, due to her quick temper. People gravitate to her because her spirit is so Amazing… she is 1 of a kind.
Shleah saved my life with just her presence
Shleah by Haelhs November 23, 2021
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Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.
Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.
Shleave by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009
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a legendery surname that is pronounced SHAY-han... extreme difference between sheahan and sheehan....only the coolest of the cool people have this surname...
Elaine wishes her surname was Sheahan..
sheahan by Trasa April 15, 2008

shleather 

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.
Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.
shleather by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010
An overly large Libuim minus. More commonly referred to as the "flaps" of the vagina.
"Yeah man, I was trynna smash but she got that shleakle."

"I was going down on her and I slurped up that shleakle."

"Her shleakle was huge man - it felt like I was eating a soggy pastrami sandwich."
Shleakle by Arab Jenkins July 19, 2017

Shlechtables 

1.
a drug or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

2. Illegally obtained drugs for recreation use.

3. Alcohol
Steve walked in to the party and asked if there were any shlechtables
Shlechtables by Nojobjoe April 23, 2017

shoeaholic

a condition in which an individual owns more than 60 pairs of shoes
Hi, my name is Ross, and I'm a shoeaholic.
shoeaholic by wisnk0816 May 25, 2011