shitsterbate
there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.
shitsterbate by james___ March 20, 2008
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Shitsturbate
To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.
After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.
Shitsturbate by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2016
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Shitsturbation
Kayla: Wow, I heard some really weird noises when I was using the restroom. Sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump...
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
Michael: They were probably undergoing Shitsturbation. It's like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.
Shitsturbation by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011
shasterbate
shitting while masterbating
person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"
shasterbate by shexcelent December 1, 2009
Shiterbate
To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating
Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.
Shiterbate by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009
shisturbate
Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.
shisturbate by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009
Showsterbate
Showsterbate by Riley Langburt February 18, 2009
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