1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.
2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner
2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner
1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates
by gcrack September 19, 2011