Shitstained
A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.
Shitstained by Jagsh February 16, 2009
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shitstained
Completely full of fuckin' shit like someone had shitted on you or when you are in a big trouble or really pissed of.
- Oh my gosh!This fuckin' bird has shit on me!I'm fuckin' shitstained!
- I have to pay that fine and I'm broke!My father is gonna kill me!I'm shitstained
- I have to pay that fine and I'm broke!My father is gonna kill me!I'm shitstained
shitstained by Johnny Diddy 23 September 24, 2006
Shitstained Balls
An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.
Shitstained Balls by Slagwurm September 7, 2008
fred shitstain
fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014
Shit-stained schumacher
disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
Shit-stained schumacher by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008
The main shitstain
The main shitstain by Free Luka$$$ July 23, 2021
Shit-stained Schumacher
A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
Shit-stained Schumacher by Clagbo August 22, 2006
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