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Shitstang 

SLOW ASS Mustang.

Mostly used to describe V6 Ford Mustangs.

In some cases, but very rarely, V8 Mustangs are also acceptable.
Person 1: My b16 vtec hatch can smoke your blacked-out Shitstang.

Person 2: In your dreams rice boy, American Muscle rules!!!
Shitstang by HEY BILL January 12, 2010
Words you can keep

ShitStang 

A Car a chea broke jewish person in eastchester drives that looks worse that the shit that comes out of anyones ass
Damn is that Ken in that Shitstang
ShitStang by Big AL pimpin May 2, 2007

Shitstang 

AKA Mustang, the biggest piece of shit on the road driven by queers and anal pirates/some dumb bitches
HA! look at that Shitstang, man it sucks
Shitstang by JV May 13, 2004

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.
Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!
fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014
Verb:
To cover the surrounding area in shit
Said almost always after you think you are going to brown

"I'm shitsing!!!!"
shitsing by Cumswamp December 2, 2021

Shitbangle 

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.
BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”
Shitbangle by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019

shitstalking 

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.
He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.
shitstalking by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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