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Shitshaman 

An individual who uses non-western spiritual belief systems and new-age philosophy to spin a fantastic web of vague bullshit to absolve you from any responsibility towards other people. Naturally this makes you want to give them money.

An individual who claims to have achieved a higher state of being, to which they will grant you access for money, sex, or a place to crash.

see: snake-oil salesman charlatan
That raw-foodist guru was a real shitshaman! How does he get away with it? That fake cheesecake tasted like a wet paper towel! Why did I pay $10 for that seminar?
Shitshaman by roberto lewis November 2, 2009

shitformance 

Usher gave the worst shitformance ever on the VMAs last night.

SHITrauma 

A fecal accident which can cause great embarassment to an individual and/or others.
I had a SHITrauma last night when I managed to spray three walls and a toilet with shit, at WORK.
SHITrauma by GLBurns007 January 14, 2008

shitamabob 

A conglomeration of sites/links/stuff/shit that can be found on the internet.
wow. you got a shitamabob of junk there.
shitamabob by graykicksass May 10, 2009

Shilorema 

shilorema is a amazing person and everyone should bow down to her godliness

shitformation 

There's misinformation, and then there's shitformation. Shitformation is exponentially poor misinformation. It is usually derived from instances in which one merely seeks to placate the masses by providing information that would have better served its purpose unsaid.
Shitformation Ex 1: The next patch will resolve the server crashes.

Shitformation Ex 2: Everything is working as intended. There are no problems we are currently addressing.