shitoid

small chunks of shit floating nearby or a small or short person that smells of shit.

"look at all of the little shitoids in the pool" or "dude, stop being such a little shitoid!"

shitoid by haloman332 June 3, 2009

Shitcident 

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

Shitcident by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010

Shitlid 

A really poor haircut. will look like a terrid haircut, Or a person may spike their shitlid which makes it an edited shitlid.

Oh look at that Shitlid over there.

Shitlid by Lil'Weezy July 19, 2010

shitbid 

The act of bidding something you're not going to pay for, typically used on eBay and other online auctions. Shitbids are often a ridiculously high price much, much higher than the value of the actual item being sold. A shitbidder usually targets the person selling the item, often with the intention of making the seller lose money due to a personal grudge.

I posted something on eBay and somebody shitbidded it up to $5000. Now I have to pay to relist it again because he didn't pay.

shitbid by cober1 March 7, 2013

shitkid 

a natick kid who is unwelcomed to a certain setting. Especially a group of your buddy's little brothers friends that shouldn't be hanging around. Possibly some stragglers from the old Rake household circa 2002

"We went over to Mike's house but all those little shitkids were there." "What are all these shitkids doing here?!" dickbag, douchebag, keiths, mush, pud

shitkid by Jason P.H. March 2, 2007

Shitidiot 

Some turd who is a combination of a shithead and an idiot.

I heard Dickson spreads cream cheese in his butt while listening to Dido, what a fucking shitidiot.

Shitidiot by Mr. Bob Diesel January 7, 2009

shitmidget 

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.

"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."

shitmidget by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009