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shitzoid 

Much like a Schizoid, this is the lowest level of Schizophrenic, Deluded, Nuts, Whacko people out there.
"That dude that was hitting on you at that dive bar was a real SHITZOID!"
shitzoid by The Capn' October 25, 2006
small chunks of shit floating nearby or a small or short person that smells of shit.
"look at all of the little shitoids in the pool" or "dude, stop being such a little shitoid!"
shitoid by haloman332 June 3, 2009

Shitloid 

A shitloid is a douchebag but from the next level. They say things that nobody says anymore, like sus, drip, yolo, and more crap only a shitloid would say. They are dirty and think everyone is their friend when in reality, they are just a tool and everyone wants to beat the shit out of them. They are a simp, but their ass will never get a girl. They are not funny when they think they are and they piss everyone off. To avoid a shitloid, stay 1 acre away from their dumbass. If they come towards you, throw the hardest object you have at them, throw mud at them, or you can push them into a body of water. The recommended body of water is a swamp.

Also, Fuck you Cedar.
Aiden: Bro Tim is so annoying.

Joseph: Yeah. What a shitloid.
Shitloid by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 7, 2022

skitzoid 

A person who frequently looses their shit for no apparent reason.
Guy 1. Hey man, how ya doin?

Guy 2. AHHHH go fuck yourself.

Guy 1. Damn. What a skitzoid.

paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid 

is a person who thinks everyone is taking behind his back but thinks he said it first
paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid argues that the great works of Shakespeae are plagarized from his own works and he is really Sir Francis Bacon, incarnate.

shitroids 

hey chase, did you put some shitroids in my drink today? CUZ MY SHIT IS HUGE!
shitroids by jessi945870848 April 22, 2009