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shitoid
shitoid by haloman332 June 3, 2009
Shitloid
A shitloid is a douchebag but from the next level. They say things that nobody says anymore, like sus, drip, yolo, and more crap only a shitloid would say. They are dirty and think everyone is their friend when in reality, they are just a tool and everyone wants to beat the shit out of them. They are a simp, but their ass will never get a girl. They are not funny when they think they are and they piss everyone off. To avoid a shitloid, stay 1 acre away from their dumbass. If they come towards you, throw the hardest object you have at them, throw mud at them, or you can push them into a body of water. The recommended body of water is a swamp.
Also, Fuck you Cedar.
Also, Fuck you Cedar.
Shitloid by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 7, 2022
skitzoid
skitzoid by Spanky J Bodowski May 6, 2014
paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid
paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid argues that the great works of Shakespeae are plagarized from his own works and he is really Sir Francis Bacon, incarnate.
paranoidal-plagarist-skitzoid by BlogOneDos May 27, 2007
shitroids
shitroids by jessi945870848 April 22, 2009
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