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Someone who shits upon another's toilet lid (intoxication optional) and then realizes it only to leave it there to get crusty and dry for someone else to clean the next morning.
"Damnit Rustin you are such a fucking shitlid for doing that in my bathroom!"
shitlid by MadShitter January 5, 2008
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Similar to the disease Celiac where people have Gluten Intolerance, but with Shitliac people have Bullshit Intolerance.
There’s no known cure for Shitliac. The best you can do is to manage the symptoms by staying away from salesmen and politicians.
Shitliac by TDinKS October 9, 2019
Person with no core beliefs or values, other than supporting institutional power. Prefers slogans & optics to actual policy.
"My rich neighbor just put a Ukraine flag in front of their house. What a shitlib!"
shitlib by jkd_dude April 20, 2023
Portmanteau comprising the words “shit” and “lib.” Used in leftist political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American liberals.
“Vote blue no matter who! You’re probably a russian bot trying to get Trump re-elected.”

“Nope, I’m just not a shitlib like you. Hit the phones.”
shitlib by Unapologetic Socialist September 8, 2020

Shitlady 

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.
She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.
Shitlady by ratbum September 10, 2016
A person who tends to talk about things without knowledge, and usually incorrectly (i.e. talks out of their ass), or generally speaking, an idiot.
"Nice try, shitlips. Too bad Jackie Wilson sings that song."
Shitlips by Colinito October 20, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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