shitbid 

The act of bidding something you're not going to pay for, typically used on eBay and other online auctions. Shitbids are often a ridiculously high price much, much higher than the value of the actual item being sold. A shitbidder usually targets the person selling the item, often with the intention of making the seller lose money due to a personal grudge.

I posted something on eBay and somebody shitbidded it up to $5000. Now I have to pay to relist it again because he didn't pay.

shitbid by cober1 March 7, 2013

Shitbadger 

A useless person

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger

Shitbadger by T Q February 20, 2017

shitbird

A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.

Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.

shitbird by Marechal March 11, 2003

ShitBit 

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

ShitBit by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Shitcident 

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

Shitcident by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010

Shitlid 

A really poor haircut. will look like a terrid haircut, Or a person may spike their shitlid which makes it an edited shitlid.

Oh look at that Shitlid over there.

Shitlid by Lil'Weezy July 19, 2010

Shitbird

A completely useless creature that does nothing but cause nuisance and aggravation.

Originally coined in the US Navy by sailors tasked with washing decks clean of the massive amount of avian excrement created by sea birds that shit all over everything.

Has come to define any living creature, human or otherwise, that is without redeeming qualities.

Sailor: "I just got assigned to swab the fucking launchdeck... The goddamn shitbirds flew over last night and completely destroyed it."

Shitbird by AnusIacocca July 21, 2011