Definitions by haloman332

Black President's Security 

Some one who is on edge or nervous most of the time.

Guy 1: "Dude, stop being like a Black President's security"

Guy 2: "Sorry, I just forgot to study for the test!"

Black President's Security by haloman332 April 19, 2010

Long 1337 

People who type 1337 (Shortened versions of words, i.e. tht is frkin awsum, thx.) but actually extend the word, not shorten it.

1337: tht is frkin awsum, thx. ths wil go gr8 wit my cokies

Long 1337: thhat iss frkin awsumm, thnx. thiis wil go gr88 withh mah cookiees.

Long 1337 by haloman332 February 28, 2010

shitoid

small chunks of shit floating nearby or a small or short person that smells of shit.

"look at all of the little shitoids in the pool" or "dude, stop being such a little shitoid!"

shitoid by haloman332 June 3, 2009