shitmir

A dude’s nickname that also means smear of poop

Hey shitmir how you doing u poopin again

by Leroy the Wolf October 11, 2022

shitmiss

A term often used in rhythm games such as osu.

A shitmiss is when you miss without realizing why, seemingly for no reason. It can also be when you miss an easy hit, usually repeatedly. A shitmiss usually occurs in the form of a choke.

Guy 1: *almost FC, chokes*
Guy 2: lol
Guy 1: I KEEP SHITMISSING FUCK THIS GAME

by GQLKMAJGAKGAEIAGJiag ae;f ae a May 6, 2019

Shitmare

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.

Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!

by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011

shitbird

A completely useless individual who is unaware of his/her own complete uselessness.

Tell that shitbird I'm out of the office. Until the 12th...of never.

by Marechal March 11, 2003

Shitmixed

When someone or something has a really spectacular crash resulting in them and whatever they were riding on being thrown around in a cement mixer'esque fashion.

Often with comical results

Man that bloke got absolutely shitmixed when he stacked his Windsurfer.

I was bricking along then i hit a rock and got absolutely shitmixed!

by Maverick6888 June 28, 2009

Shitmisting

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles

yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting

by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010

Mt. Shitmore

When a bird takes a shit on Mt. Rushmore.

As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."

by Thatguyinyourshed. December 11, 2016