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the person who will investegate you if your father have just went missing due to pursue of getting the milk.
Why you so sad joe?

My dad went to go get the milk

Really? Just call Shimir
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shimir • shimira • shimirah • Shimirra • shamir • shimi • Shamira • Shimit • shymir • Saimir
Shim-ize

verb - Shimized, Shimizing

To fix, resolve, repair or mend a situation in a miraculous way
Thanks man, you shimized the fuck out of my car, it runs like a dream now, I thought I was going to have to scrap it.

Do you think you can shimize my computer for me, I dropped it yesterday and now it doesn't even switch on
Shimize by g.shim August 5, 2011
Someone who's pretty, but doesn't feel like it. A girl or woman who's looks wrong but very sensitive. She'll tell you her feelings if she's not hiding them. Shamira also feels like not everyone likes her but people do sometimes she feels unwanted but her laugh. And heart is the most precious thing ever along with her. Heart so get you a. Shamira
Shamira looks so strong but maybe she's sensitive

Shamira says she's not pretty but she is
Everyone likes a shamira
Shamira is not fake
A very beautiful girl that everyone adores she also has a lot of friends and can be cheeky at times
Everyone needs a Shamira
Shamira by Keep itcool July 27, 2017
Someone who is pretty and smart. Who always think about other first.
she are so good. I guess she is shamira.
Shamira by Nahhuknowme January 2, 2017
1. something used in place of a curse word; 2. a word used when you get excited; 3. if you forget the lyrics to a song; 4. shmirp can be ANYTHING you want it to be; 5. NOT a type of seafood
1. "what the shmirp just happened?!" "oh shmirp"
2. "SHMIIIIIRPPPPP!!!!"
3. "you know, that song that goes 'shimirpy shmirp shmirp.'"
shmirp by mandashake08 March 23, 2011
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