shitme

The act of defecating into another persons pants. The person willing to accept the foreign dump in their pants, drops trow and yells like a nut, “ shit me “ ....! After the dump is delivered the person then pulls up his or her pants and simply goes on with their day delighted to walk around with an ass full of someone else’s shit ....
Just fucking shitme ! Shit me good ! And shit me right !
by Little g money January 28, 2021
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shitming

A person who measures their curtains inaccurately and so it trails slightly on the floor.
'Have you seen how long those currtains are?!'

'Yeah, Niall measured them, whatta shitming!'
by Fatty Warren December 28, 2009
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