shitmelon

The coolest word ever, invented 6 years ago by me by mistake during a phone conversation. Meaning is unknown, although some scientists speculate it is either a variety of melon resembling shit, or a shit so massive to be compared to the size of a healthy melon.

Holy shitmelon, Batman!

by MelonMan April 29, 2005

Shitmont County

A sinful ghetto hood county in Cincinnati Ohio that's full of delusional meth heads, pot head fanatics, unruly braindead peasant buffoons that smoke and vape, drug addicts, drunk alcoholic driver thugs that drive with heroin, and has the worst schools and stupidest rules ever.

Person moving out of the area: Man I can't wait to get out of hellmont county It's such a sinful place now these days.
Random person: Yea Shitmont County sucks live anywhere but that ghetto hood.

by OnlineTrollMaster April 13, 2022

shitmean

Basically, when shit is 'mean' as in fierce.

Girl a) Haha, you know that Pete Laan Google, YouTube & UrbanDictionary Celebrity?

Girl b) lol yeah.. on his Instagram is a video of his cute lil mum checking out his new drag bike! She walked in the shed & said 'ohh shit, shitmean that bike.. Shitmean! Ahaha 🤣

by Scriptures April 8, 2017

shitmonk

imaginary creature made of shit that plays in your underwear and leaves skidmarks, as well as tangles up all of the cords for electrical devices.

How the hell did my TV cord get tangled up! It goes straight into the wall, musta been a friggin shitmonk.

by bridgeburner216 November 26, 2009

shitmonkey

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

by King Mob May 20, 2004

Shmelons

A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.

Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.

by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016

Shitmonster

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.

I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.

by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011