Wheelchair Drunk

Getting beyond your-highest-level of intoxicated while on vacation, having the hotel staff wheelchair you back to your room because of your silly amount of intoxication.

Buddy, I was in Mexico last weekend with the woman, all inclusive drinks got me fucking wheelchair drunk.

by AllThatJazzo December 31, 2018

Double Dosekeet

Pronounced: "Duh-bell Dose-ski"

Definition: When someone outplays you, leaving you convincingly discombobulated, and mildly upset.

Man, your fucking boy gave me the double dosekeet! Absolutely mangled me, oh my god, I'm rattled.

by AllThatJazzo December 02, 2013

Shiteboy

Pronounced "Sh-ite-boy" A degenerate guy who sticks up for a girl he barely knows online. Usually on xbox live, twitter or facebook. Most times the guy has never even met the girl before, and jumps at any chance that he can come to the rescue and gain her respect/trust.

This little shiteboy is all on my dick blowing up my inbox because I chirped his little e-girlfriend.

by AllThatJazzo February 20, 2013

gordied

To drink to excess while having a blast with your buddies.

It’s boyz night, time to get into the sauce and get absolutely gordied tonight.

by AllThatJazzo December 19, 2018